Monday, October 25, 2010

Vicariously both Victim and Villain

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am the shadow that stalks the night. I am both here and there, up and down, student and teacher. I can see through the shroud of interpersonal conflict and drama to see the insipid nature of your tepid little lives. I have to admit I am appalled. The internet allows endless discussion and creation, and yet you infantile grognards do nothing but squabble and squawk about "who's got next."

I have personal relationships with many of you, I must admit. Fear not and know that this shall not impede the vitriol with which I shall come down upon the lot of you.

I am judge, jury, and executioner.

Prepare for judgement day.

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