Vicariously both Victim and Villain

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am the shadow that stalks the night. I am both here and there, up and down, student and teacher. I can see through the shroud of interpersonal conflict and drama to see the insipid nature of your tepid little lives. I have to admit I am appalled. The internet allows endless discussion and creation, and yet you infantile grognards do nothing but squabble and squawk about "who's got next."

I have personal relationships with many of you, I must admit. Fear not and know that this shall not impede the vitriol with which I shall come down upon the lot of you.

I am judge, jury, and executioner.

Prepare for judgement day.

Welcome to the New Extreme

For far too long the digital halls of this school have been plagued with the empty ramblings of mouth-breathing neanderthals and easily distracted invertebrates. It is obviously up to me to bring some culture to cyberspace.

Screw your courage to the sticking place, gentlemen. The end times are come.